There’s not many jokes about CSGO, but here’s the best we could find. Tell us in the comments your favourite one or tell us a joke that isn’t featured here!
1. What do you call a Deagle Blaze with an iBP sticker on it?
2. What did the smg say to his son when he dropped him of at school?
I like my guns how I like my girls, Minimal Wear
3. Me: “2 short”
Teammates: “That’s what she said”
4. How do I know the terrorists hate Lord of the Rings? They always say “No more Tolkein now we fight!”
5. What do you do when a Russian player throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
6. 4/0/4 Assist not found.
7. You know you’ve played too much CS when you consider grabbing a knife from the kitchen before going out for a run.
8. I don’t always get flashbanged, but when I do, it’s because I threw it.
9. Play CS:GO for the first time, asks team what is the password to the bomb.
10. 64 tick matchmaking servers
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