The People of Forza 5: A Study


Interviews were conducted with spectators of yesterday’s Forza 5 Ariel Atom race, located in Prague. The interviewers hoped to gain insight into the minds of the numerous race attendees.

“I was renting a movie when I heard the commotion…”

I was renting a movie when I heard the commotion
“…maybe I’ll get Netflix.” Indeed, most attendees seem to have no idea what’s going on.

Nothing Held Back

2 - Nothing Held Back
24 year old Susan Lakes isn’t afraid to show her total lack of interest in the Ariel Atom V8, examining her fingernails as the 500 HP beast roars past. “My phone is dead, so idk…” says the college graduate, unashamedly using an acronym out loud that shares the same amount of syllables as the phrase it substitutes.

I’m Stuck, oh well!

3 - aum1u8U
“Hahaha yes true, but I’m actually stuck. No I don’t know how”

“I just want to go home…”

I just want to go home
Says 11 year old Nathan Park, arms crossed in annoyance. “I don’t get it. They aren’t actually getting anywhere, are they? They’re going in circles.”

I just really don’t like crowds

Forza 5
“Wow, what a nice day”

But the fans still come out

6 - But the fans still come out
“I just want to support drivers,” exclaims 26 year old Mick Baumgartner. Despite the complete lack of a McLaren presence at today’s race, the 27 year old proudly brandishes his flag for all to see. “The bridge, I’ll go to the bridge next.”

Look at my flag, I love my flag

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Race Director Dan Greenawalt had no comment

Race Director Dan Greenawalt had no comment
But hopefully he will direct his attention to the crowds rather 2-dimensional understanding of the races.



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