Let’s get you a partner! These Minecraft pickup lines will get the ladies (or guys) swooning over you and falling at your feet. Or at least get you a laugh.

1. Did you sit in sugarcane? Because you have a sweet ass!
2. Are you a creeper? Because you blow me away!
3. You must be a lever because you turn me on 😉
4. Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I’m as hard as Obsidian.
5. You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.
6. I’d like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.
7. Are you a slimeball? Because you make my piston sticky.
8. Are you a good builder? Wanna build a relationship?
9. If you were ore, I’d mine you all night long!
10. Did you come from the nether? Because you’re hot!
11. Can I fertilise your crop with my bonemeal?
12. Are you a hacker? Because you hacked my heart <3
13. If you were a horse I would ride you all night long ;D
14. You must be a skeleton because you give me bones.
15. Don’t eat my cake! You’re sweet enough already 🙂
16. Are you a sapling? Because you make wood grow.
17. I think I’m sand because I’m falling for you.
18. You must be an enderman, because you stole my heart.
19. I heard Herobrine lost his eyes looking for you.
20. Are you bonemeal because you make me grow 8 inches 😉
21. You must be good at fishing because you got me hooked.
22. Are you a blaze? Because you’re on fire!
23. I don’t have a shovel but I still dig you.
24. Wanna get dirty in a dirt house?
25. You must be a health potion because when I’m with you my hearts are always full 😀
26. If you were ore, I’d mine you all night long!
27. You must be from the end because you are out of this world!
28. Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.
29. Like a zombie in the sun, you light me on fire 🙂
30. You must be ice, because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time.
31. You must be a redstone torch because you’re extending my piston!
32. Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.
33. You must be from nether because you are out of this world.
34. Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.
35. You must be a pressure plate because you turn me on.
36. Are you a block of dirt? Because I dig you.
37. Are you a chest? Because I’ve got a lot to put in you.
38. Are you a creeper? Because you make my heart explode
39. Are you a diamond pickaxe? Because I’m harder than obsidian
40. Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.
41. Are you a pig? Because I could put a saddle on u and ride u all night.
42. Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.
43. Are you a pumpkin? Because enderman loves you.
44. Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.
45. Can I tame you and ride you forever?
46. Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
47. I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun – you light me on fire!
48. I must be gravel because I’m falling for you.
49. Hey Girl! Are u a tree farm? Because every time I see you I get wood.
50. Will I be the best digger on the server if I can dig into your ass?
51. Hey baby are you a diamond because you are pretty special
52. Hey babe, let’s change your spawn location at my place 😉
53. I will need a pickaxe to dig the diamond out of your eyes.
54. I’d like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.
55. I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun – you light me on fire!
56. I’m a pig… You’ve got a saddle… What are we waiting for?
57. I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun… You light me on fire.
58. I’m like TNT… Touch me and I go boom.
59. If I was a creeper, I’d go to your bedroom and explode all over you.
60. If you are an ender dragon, can I take care for your egg
61. Am I lagging, or did your smile just make time stand still?
62. If you were ore, I’d mine you all night long!
63. Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
64. I would trade all my diamonds just to spend time with you
65. Let’s entered the love mode and breed.
66. Let’s explore new territory together!
67. I am not a professional miner, but I can make your bed-rock.
68. Let’s go back to my place, I will show you my biome.
69. MY FACE IS UP HERE! But my diamond sword is down here
70. My love for you is like the creeper. I will chase you down until I explode.
71. No, I’m not dirt. I’m gravel because I’m falling for you.
72. Redstone is red, Lapis is blue. I would sacrifice my diamonds just to be with you.
73. Speaking of pistons are you a slimeball cause you’re making my piston sticky.
74. Want me to touch your fuel rod?
75. What’s up girl wanna go strip mining?
76. When I saw you, my Sapling grew!
77. Why don’t you take off that armour and let’s see what your skin looks like.
78. Will you go on a date with me? Come over to my place, I will prepare a feast of roasted porks and golden apples.
79. You are about to make my creeper explode!
80. I get the “Getting Wood” achievement whenever I see you 😛